The perfect bug killer
A while back I read about a fellow who placed ads in magazines advertising the perfect bug killer.
It offered some amazing claims, all of which were true:
Safe to use around children and pets
No harmful chemicals
So simple a child could use it
Guaranteed 100% effective
Delivered to your door for the low cost of $15
Here's what was delivered:
Two blocks of wood, one marked with an X. Printed Instructions: “Place bug on X; strike bug firmly with second block.”
That bug killer is perfect. 100% effective, and very inexpensive.
Of course, if you want something that's going to work in the real world, you’re going to have to make some trade offs.
All the best,
A.